genius.

top moments for today:

1) said my car stalled, when in actuality my car battery died

2) it died twice because I failed to listen to simple instructions. WHAT PART OF LEAVE YOUR CAR RUNNING FOR 15 MINUTES DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, IDIOT?!?!

3) Continued to tell neighbors my car stalled. haha the same guy who helped me with my flat tire saw me with my car.

nice neighbor: Hey there! I see you have your tires fixed right up!

me: yes…but now I stalled my car

nice neighbor: o.O…O.o…O.O what do you mean you stalled your car?

me: like, it won’t turn on

nice neighbor: as in…you killed the battery? thats not stalling your car.

me: yea yea, you know what i mean.

nice neighbor: be sure to let it run for at least 15 minutes

me: will do!

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sigh. good one.