puke.

literally.

I just threw up 10 times since 8:00 am this morning. It is now 2:27.

F. Bomb.

I keep forgetting i’m not young anymore. I just turned 26 and my throw up tastes like sour pickle juice. graphic, i know.

i wish i could blame it on food poisoning, but no. it’s due to the excessive amount of alcohol i drank last night.

on a brighter note, work has been less busy, therefore I am able to blog again. I’M ALIVE.

this one silly girl wanted me to refer her to my company. however, she demanded “no long hours” and “25% traveling”. i laughed and told her no. silly little girl. silly little girl indeed.

i work till 9-10 pm every night. that’s pretty regular. That’s because i’m a minion. the minions do the bitch work, which i understand is my duty as a new minion. standard.

i also travel every week. hah. “25% traveling”. youuuu wishhhhhh.