blood.

Not only am I blowing my nose off and look like a lifeless vampire, I am also dreaming/thinking retarded things.

I had a dream last night that I was pregnant. Maybe it’s because I skipped my period again (sorry if i’m grossing you out :P), and I subconsciously thought, “hmm…am I pregnant?” and BAM. Dreamt about it. However, I have been completely inactive, so there is no way I would be pregnant…unless I’m forgetting something from a night of debauchery. Highly unlikely though. 

[my stupid conversation with my love. Note: I’m the stupid one.]

S: did i tell you i had a dream i was pregnant?
S: and i had an abortion?
S: haha
O: hahahahahhaa
O: yikesss
O: crazy!
S: i know, random.
S: but i skipped my period this month
S: so
S: i had a dream i was pregnant
S: but in my dream i was like
S: “wait…but…i didnt sleep with anyone”
S: hahaha
S: *sigh
O: hahahhaa
O: i’ve been having really active dreams lately
O: oh well
O: DREAMS.
S: its weird
S: WEIRD
S: just watch
S: im going to get my period too
S: and we’ll both be grumpy campers
O: oh gosh
O: that would be terrible
O: haha
O: hopefully there will be a restroom closeby or something
O: we’ll have to figure it out
O: or well i do
O: at least
O: assuming my period comes in the next 3 days
S: haha assuming i’ll be joining you…
S: ugh
S: females
S: i wonder how cave women handled it
S: or if they just bled everywhere
S: and if they did, wouldn’t like…animals try to eat them?
S: if i was a starving wolf
S: i would definitely follow the blood…
O: HAHAHA
O: that conversation was kind of funny
O: LOL
O: but yes
O: they prob just wrapped themselves in cloth or hide or something
O: and washed it out
O: or they were master hunters
S: haha im so gross.
S: i dont know why i was thinking of that
S: haha
S: dammit.
O: here’s an answer
O: No one really knows what cave women did, because they didn’t leave any records, but what most primitive societies did (and do) is segregate the women during that time of the month. They go off to live in a special hut. And they used moss, dried grasses, pieces of soft tanned hide that could be washed and reused - there are many things that can be used to contain menstrual flow.
S: HAHAHAHAHA
S: that is awesome!
O: hahahahahhaa
O: THE BLOOD IS FLOWING
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I like O’s suggestion of making them master hunters. WHERES THE BAIT.