penis cap.

i love my conversations with Livi.

S: did you know a swimming cap doesnt protect your hair from water?
O: don’t really know much about swimming caps
O: but that’s cool
O: i guess it’s just supposed to get your hair out of your face?
S: haha its supposed to help you swim faster
O: cool
O: you using one?
S: haha yes
S: i look so stupid
S: i look like a p*nis
O: HAHAHAHA
O: love it
S: but its ok
S: cause it makes me “faster”
S: hehehe
S: DOH
O: hehe
O: faster penis
S: gahhh that just made me LOL really loud
O: hehehehe

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D: one lap = 2 lengths of the pool = down and back
D: right?
D: we’re on the same page, right
S: yea
S: so 25 laps
S: 50 lengths
S: wait
S: what are the styles?
S: butterfly, breaststroke?
D: freestyle, butterfly, breastroke, and backstroke
S: missionary?
S: HAHA
S: OOPS
D: o_O
S: dammit
D: what stroke(s) are u doing when u swim