porn star.

Probably one of my more entertaining/horrifying/embarrassing stories in taiwan is where i was mistaken for a porn star.

I was sick, groggy, and pissy. I was walking around Sogo waiting for my cousin, just shopping around that area. I was looking at jewelry when some strange young man comes up to me in a tiny voice.

(translated into English)

Guy: hi, can i have your autograph?
Me: *what did he just say? I didn’t know what “autograph” meant in chinese* ::stares at him::
Guy: *pulls out a magazine from behind him and shows me a picture from a porn magazine*
Me: umm…that’s not me
Guy: *looks UP and DOWN* oh, you’re right. sorry
Me: ::walks away…fast::

sigh.