pew pew pew.

taiwan smells.

everywhere I go, I smell some rotten egg stench that makes me hurl. i don’t think I can ever get used to the pollution, clutter, and stench.

however, the food is fantastic! I am enjoying all my meals…including the ones where I’m simply snacking on some dried fish stick thingy majig. Absolutely delish :)

every morning I wake up feeling swollen, but my mom says I should just accept the fact that I am getting fat. Sad. but i am ok with it. She then goes on to tell me “how are you ever expecting to find a husband?”

simple.

I dont :)

I don’t plan on anything really. the only things I plan on are things like…finances, career, goals…those kind of boring things.

Now that I’m not really doing anything, I’m itching to do something. However, every day I wake up and the first thing I think is “what am i going to do today”.

Thats just it. I literally, sat at my cousins all day watching illegal new movies. It’s great, cause i love movies, but its terrible since I can feel my pants getting tighter and tighter. 

I guess this is what you call vacation!

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funny side note: i went out new years eve and this is somehow the “new pick up line” of the year:

guy: so, you told me you’re desperate
me: excuse me?
guy: you told me you were desperate
me: *makes disgusted face* umm…im pretty sure I did not say that.
guy: Oh, i might have been mistaken.

haha i was pretty embarrassed/shocked/offended.