hiccup.

So this whole “think before you speak” deal isn’t working out for me. My doob, aka. roommate, no longer works with me. I miss her at work. 

I am walking to get some tea. I look over and see a new person in doob’s old office. I get sad faced and decide to go introduce myself.

Me: Hi! I’m stephanie. I work in advisor services!

New Person: Hi I’m *forgot her name bc i was so sad doob wasnt in that office*

Me: It’s just so weird to me…walking by and seeing you in here.

New Person: Oh. haha…

Me: My roommate used to be in this office. So, when I saw you in here I got a little sad! I was like “wheres sarah!” hahahaha…hah…*realized what i was doing*

New Person: I take it you two were close *FAKE SMILE*

Me: yea…I’m sorry. I know it might sound like I’m angry you’re here. But I’m not. I do think the way they got rid of her was ridiculous…and completely unfair…*realize I’m going down the wrong track. THINK STEPHANIE. THINK. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK FOR FREAKING SAKE* 

*awkward pause*

New Person:…

Me: Well, I’m glad you’re here! Let me know if you need any help or anything or what not. I mean, i’m just around the corner! welcome to WFG!

New Person: nice meeting you too.

verbal diarrhea, here you go

Me: *walks away*…*turns around* I really don’t hate you. I’m sorry I made it so awkward. I just really miss sarah. She was really good at marketing. not saying you’re not going to be. OK, I’m going to go. sorry. this is awkward. HAH.

*speed walk to my seat just to get up to go take a piss*.

Good LORD, this lady hates me.