January 2011
4 posts
porn star.
Probably one of my more entertaining/horrifying/embarrassing stories in taiwan is where i was mistaken for a porn star.
I was sick, groggy, and pissy. I was walking around Sogo waiting for my cousin, just shopping around that area. I was looking at jewelry when some strange young man comes up to me in a tiny voice.
(translated into English)
Guy: hi, can i have your autograph? Me: *what did he...
physical.attraction.rawr.
haha. haha indeed. Just a thought i had today.
I used to pride myself on the fact that I don’t go for guys that are all “good looking”, and that I typically go for the more intellectual/smart type of guys.
Old Stephanie:
The guy I want to date has to be smart, career oriented and family oriented, and respectful. He doesn’t have to be a gentleman, cause I can open my own...
P.I.T.A.
my mom is a pain.in.the.ass.
Part of my trip in Taiwan consisted of me being sick with the stomach flu and annoying cough, visiting doctors, and having to deal with my mom’s ridiculousness.
The doctor’s (yes, more than one doctor) have said that I am not getting enough sleep due to my “late nights”. Therefore, my mom has been putting me to bed promptly at 10:00 p.m. While...
pew pew pew.
taiwan smells.
everywhere I go, I smell some rotten egg stench that makes me hurl. i don’t think I can ever get used to the pollution, clutter, and stench.
however, the food is fantastic! I am enjoying all my meals…including the ones where I’m simply snacking on some dried fish stick thingy majig. Absolutely delish :)
every morning I wake up feeling swollen, but my mom says I...